Ο δάσκαλος David Chase γαμάει πρωκτικά τη Twink Jasper Robinson

Okay, today for tutoring we're going to have a pop quiz on the periodic table.

Mr. Chase, you can't surprise me with something you haven't taught me yet.

Jasper, I'm your teacher. I can surprise you with anything I want.

Well, let's make it fun. The original periodic table sucks.

Well, since the original periodic table is so boring, what did you have in mind to make it more interesting?